Bill Gates Wants to Reinvent the Toilet | Jeremy Scott
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2018
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:05.5 | December 5th, 2018. |
| 0:09.0 | From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York. |
| 0:12.0 | This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:14.0 | Here's edition. |
| 0:31.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show! |
| 0:39.0 | I'm Dulce Sloan. He's Trevor Noah. |
| 0:47.0 | From Mosquito, Fashion Designer Jeremy Scott is here! |
| 0:56.0 | Now, if you're wondering what's going on as we explained on yesterday's show, |
| 0:59.0 | Trevor hosted the Global Citizens Festival in South Africa over the weekend, |
| 1:03.0 | and he completely lost his voice. |
| 1:05.0 | As if people weren't scared enough to visit Africa, Trevor goes for the weekend, |
| 1:09.0 | and a witch steals his voice. |
| 1:13.0 | And this isn't a joke. Trevor really can't talk. |
| 1:16.0 | So he's just going to sit here and watch me, like a security guard at JC Penny's |
| 1:21.0 | making sure I don't steal shit. |
| 1:25.0 | But he does have an app on his phone so he can speak. |
| 1:28.0 | Go on, Trevor, say something. |
| 1:30.0 | In 100 feet. Turn right. |
| 1:37.0 | Thank you, Trevor. |
| 1:39.0 | Anyway, we're still going to do the show like we normally do. |
| 1:42.0 | So let's catch up on the day's headlines! |
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