Bill Gates Is Gonna Microchip Us All

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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What up people, Schulz here with Mark Gagnon. I'm gonna explain to you how Bill Gates is gonna use Coronavirus to microchip us all, and also who the biggest winners and losers are in this whole pandemic. INDULGE!

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of this unnamed show.
0:06.0	Today's name is going to be the Chronicles. We heard that one a lot.
0:10.0	A lot of suggestions out there for calling it the Chronicles.
0:14.0	This is a reference to Corona, not the Quran.
0:18.0	Though both of those things are making us take about a month off.
0:22.0	I think we need a rim shot. Sound effect to go along.
0:27.0	What somebody's takes, guys, Instagram stole our shit.
0:33.0	Oh, by the way, cheers everybody. Everybody at home. Put the glass up.
0:36.0	I'm drinking a little in the espresso with some oat milk.
0:39.0	Treat myself right during this quarantine.
0:41.0	But Instagram stole our shit. I'm also by the way here with Mark Gagnon.
0:45.0	You know, Mark from Corona's got talent.
0:47.0	What's up everybody?
0:48.0	Open for me on the road. Mark is filling in today.
0:51.0	Hey.
0:53.0	So here's the deal. We started this amazing live Instagram live thing called Corona's got talent.
0:59.0	Where we get the most talent or at least talented people on the internet in the entire world to come hang out.
1:05.0	That's for a half hour, 45 minutes. The winter gets absolutely nothing.
1:09.0	But we all are completely entertained singing, dancing, playing soccer.
1:14.0	We got UFC champions showing a dangling. You know, we got beef starting.
1:19.0	Real shit was popping off on the Corona's got talent.
1:23.0	Matter of fact, we're going to be doing it again tonight by the time this is out on YouTube.
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