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Bill Gates, welcome back to the Daily Social Distance Show.

Good to see you.

This is the third time that you have appeared on the social distancing version of the show

and we've had varied conversations.

One, right at the beginning of the pandemic, where you told people that we should be prepared

for a really horrible time that was going to roll out, people didn't believe it and

then it happened.

You came back the second time and said, okay, vaccines are going to be a challenge and

this is what we need to get ready for and that is what we're living in now.

It is now your third time on the show.

Are you here to deliver doom and gloom or are you telling us about some good news?

Why are you here, Bill?

Well, for the pandemic, the vaccines are going to bring this to an end.

It's been complicated to get them out, but that's really a miracle of innovation.

Now morning about climate change, I've got a new book that focuses on how you avoid a disaster.

Before we get into the book, I wanted to talk to you about the vaccines.

You posted a picture of yourself receiving your vaccine as somebody who's 65 and older.

As you know from the internet, you made the vaccines to put microchips in them to control

everybody's minds.

My question to you is, what are you trying to control your own mind to do?

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