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Howie Carr writes in Boston Herald, hosts a daily radio show, one of the most famous men in New England.

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I guess the most prurient story, the gossipiest, tabloidest story today is Clinton, William Jefferson Clinton, at the House subcommittee

hearing on the Epstein files. He's in New York again, Chappaqua. His reputed new hometown, although I think he spends

about as much time there every year as Santa Claus does.

But he has, he was testifying,

is testifying today under oath

before James Comer's

committee, the Kentucky Republican.

And he posted his statement, his opening statement to Twitter before he went inside the, it's behind closed doors. I guess we'll be

getting, getting video of it later on, but it's not on live TV, sadly.

But he did, you know, I'm going to read you from the statement,

but he did make one statement as he went in the front door today to testify.

He was going to be asked, of course, about what happened, all of his

his 27 trips on Air Lolita down to Petto Island in the Virgin Islands,

and elsewhere.

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