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We used to play a lot of games when we were kids. Family games. We were like a Norman Rockwell painting.

My favorite game and the one that I think I excelled at was the most was Monopoly.

I was quite shrewd and I was very like entrepreneurial and I liked

I might try to paint a better picture myself. Oh my God. This is way too flattering. I'm gonna correct the record in a second.

So anyway, I think I was good at Monopoly and one game I was doing really well. I had hotels everywhere.

I was kind of gloating too. I was being like a bad winner and I landed on a community chest that was

the real estate tax where you have to pay for all the problems you own and I didn't have enough money.

It wiped me out and I was so upset.

I remember you going crazy. You got so upset. You got so competitive and angry that basically you didn't get your way in Monopoly.

So you got a band. You got a lifetime ago. I need to put the band so it's like 25.

But also you got the last laugh because you ended up buying actual property that

far exceeded I think anyone I know. Yeah, that's true. You win. You win like life Monopoly.

But I also got in sometimes over my head with buying places. That's true.

Like I did in Monopoly. And then you have real life meltdowns.

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.

You're listening to Life Your Short. I'm your host Justin Long. Get it?

Life could be a dream sweetheart.

With me as always is my equally punny brother Christian, but a much better sport.

Wow, you're still defensive. Better sport about Monopoly.

Maybe not about well, also about pink. I was going to say no, maybe you're a better sport.

Well, let's be a little honest about your temper. I think it's fair. I think we're in an intimate place right now.

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