Bill Burr
Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman
Rick Glassman
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2023
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
Bill Burr comes over and takes his shoes off without even being asked. The boys drink some GOOD coffee and talk. They yada yada and blah blah blah before they get into the ins and outs of the things and laugh about stuff. Bill does this thing that you gotta hear, but then Rick says something that is so outrageous. It starts off with the beginning, but as they get into it, it heads toward the midpoint and beyond. Get ready for a wild adventure and watch the YouTube version (available on Tuesday) to see... actually, I don't want to spoil it. But let's just say, it rhymes with "Grapes" if you know what I mean ;)
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RICK GLASSMAN
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What's up podcast daddy? Hey Johnny boy. You've made it girls fucking squared. I |
| 0:08.0 | just finished a podcast with Bill Burr. Oh I love his stand up. I love his point of view. |
| 0:16.0 | Oh he's my he's it's it's Jerry Seinfeld. It's it's it's Dave Chappelle and his |
| 0:22.7 | Bill Burr for me. Was it funny overall? It was a more like interesting like |
| 0:26.7 | talking about the work and the I don't know dude. I was laughing a whole bunch but |
| 0:32.1 | I was laughing like like it's a girl I have a crush on like everything he said |
| 0:37.0 | I was like I can't believe he's saying these things to me. He's out of my couch. He's |
| 0:41.0 | so funny. Yeah I was laughing like that. I mean there were absolutely real |
| 0:44.4 | laughs but like the amount I laugh when I play with people versus me laughing |
| 0:49.4 | because I'm in the audience watching this guy I look up to nervous so it felt a |
| 0:54.0 | little different. I want to tell you what the thing. Tell me about what thing. The |
| 0:58.4 | YouTube video where you turn left to right. Why didn't say you couldn't talk about |
| 1:02.2 | YouTube? I think I just got nervous. Dude you like a sitcom character. And the |
| 1:12.9 | whole five-year arc would be you call it Rick's place and when can Rick |
| 1:18.6 | actually tolerate another human being in his apartment? |
| 1:29.4 | Nice. Nice. |
| 1:48.6 | I got a lot more new but these are the ones that shine. I like how you got him out there. That's some big |
| 1:52.9 | bullshit. What is this you? That's you. Oh wow. And these are some people complaining about |
| 1:57.4 | back support so make yourself at home. No no I'm good. I have two options for coffee. |
| 2:03.7 | Okay. No obligations to either. Okay. My favorite coffee. Dude I want. |
| 2:09.8 | Diced. It's ice film. |
| 2:18.2 | If you're gonna tell by the blanket I have in the couch I'm not the biggest fan of |
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