BILL BURR TRIES TO TEACH CHELSEA HOW TO CARE

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2012

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Comedy legend Bill Burr (the podcast world's Guns N Roses) tears down Chelsea's many walls he claims she has up as they discuss politics, pie, old people, the film Precious, Bill's botched TV entrance, gold-diggers, the apocalypse, redhead extinction, and

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen I don't normally do this but I am going to start the show
0:05.4	due to the guests that we have in the building today with one of my most treasured sound effects. It's Bill Burr!
0:30.0	Bill Burr!
0:32.0	All right.
0:33.0	I should explain.
0:35.0	This is like for a studio audience to start clapping there.
0:38.0	Hey, there we go.
0:40.0	Wow, this is like a real show.
0:42.0	You guys have sound effects, you got a plant in the corner.
0:44.7	Are you feeling regret about coming here to participate today?
0:48.7	No, I feel regret that I didn't go out and vote yet.
0:52.6	You didn't?
0:53.6	Just for the simple fact that I'm going to stand in some long fucking line.
0:56.5	Mine, I had no line.
0:57.5	Yeah.
0:58.5	Because you did it during banker hours, you know, or whatever, during comedian hours.
1:01.6	I just got off a fucking plane so now I'm
1:04.0	I'm just stand down there with people with strollers and stuff it's gonna be
1:06.9	awful you know by the time this comes out oh yeah well actually I don't know
1:10.8	because they're calling Who do you think?
1:13.0	I think it's going to be Obama.
1:15.0	You think so?
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