Spiegel and Holmes.

Okay, here we go, sports fans. Afternoons on the score. Me, Speegs, and him, Dan Weeder. I'll say this from the perspective of a dad who coaches baseball. You guys feel that? Feel that? It's baseball. It's coming back, isn't it? It's legit baseball. Studs has told me to get Coach Dan going. Oh, boy. Should we get this alter ego? The alter ego, that's a real thing.

And I said as Coach get this alter ego?

The alter ego, that's a real thing. And I said, is Coach Danny better alter ego than nine? There's definitely a switch that gets flipped. I call him nine. Nine comes out. The nine bit sucks. They're probably way too similar, to be honest. Oh, boy. Are you a football coach, too? Well, I've done some flag football, yeah.

Do.

So coach Dan, it's really, it's manager, Dan.

No, I've done some flag football.

Yeah.

Do.

So coach, Dan, it's really, it's manager, Dan.

No, I really appreciate this.

It's just a damn shame that none of the fathers had the time for.

God knows if I wasn't so busy down I'm sitting in a lot of church.

Usually I'm the top assistant, right?

Look at you, member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm telling you, Rand, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs it, right? Does that make you the good cop? Not always, believe me. Not always. You may get some callers tomorrow if you open up the show. I'm more often the good cop. I don't want to paint myself into a corner that I can't get on it.

He's too late.

Ambrose, you're big.

Don't be afraid to throw the elbow. If you break someone's collarbone, that's a good thing. That's what the medic's for. Otherwise, he's just sitting around, all right? You hear me? Hey, Phil. I don't think that's a very good attitude. You can't talk about her and other players.

You don't think?

I don't think that's a very good attitude. You can't talk about her and other players? You don't think? I don't think you should be buttoned in when I'm talking to my team. You're my assistant, okay? You're supposed to back me up and go get me juice box is what I tell you. Now, go get me a juice box. You know who you're talking to? I'm talking to the juice box guy. You're crazy.

I'm not crazy.

I'm just thirsty.

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