Bill Belichick’s BIZARRE Relationship and Meghan Markle’s Podcast Disaster | Episode 28

The Brett Cooper Show

Brett Cooper

Society & Culture

5 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend hijacks an interview with CBS, Deion Sanders' son, Shedeur Sanders, gets humbled in the NFL draft, and Meghan Markle continues to embarrass herself publicly.

00:00 Sperm Races

03:00 Bill Belichick & Jordon Hudson

14:24 Shedeur Sanders

22:50 Nico Lamaleava and Bronny James

25:13 Meghan Markle

30:35 Shri Thanedar

34:48 Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco, and Scooter Braun

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0:00.0	What's up guys? I hope you had a fantastic weekend because I am about to absolutely ruin your Monday with some of the stories we're talking about today.
0:08.7	There has been chaos happening in the new cycle per usual, and I'm so excited to tell you about my favorite stories that I encountered over the last week, because today we are dealing with the Nepo Babies and the gold diggers that are infiltrating professional sports.
0:21.4	We are racing sperm, and Megan Markle just can't seem to help herself.
0:28.3	So yes, you did hear me correctly in that introduction.
0:31.8	We have been racing sperm in the United States.
0:34.6	Now, obviously, declining fertility, declining birth rates have been a huge
0:38.4	topic in the media right now in the health space, and it is genuinely just being hit from all
0:42.9	angles. Like obviously, Big Pharma is stepping out trying to fix this issue. The political right
0:47.1	is issuing rallying cries. Elon Musk is just trying to repopulate the Earth himself. RFK is probably
0:52.1	about to start studying what's going on.
0:54.4	But there is a chance that nothing will be as impactful as a group of college kids racing sperm.
0:59.6	And that is exactly what happened last week. So a group of students put on the first ever
1:04.1	sperm race in California to bring awareness about declining male fertility. And they raised
1:09.2	over $1 million to the event. One article, this is
1:12.9	from The Guardian reads, this live version of the sperm race elevates the concept. Two individual sperm
1:18.9	cells, just each 0.05 millimeters will complete on a 20 centimeter long track engineered to replicate
1:25.5	the biological conditions of the female reproductive system.
1:28.9	This is getting, like, it's funny, but also, I just want you to think, like, this could become our
1:32.8	future. Like, this is the future of now we're going to have, like, robots having babies,
1:36.5	and it all starts with this sperm race. Anyway, the track simulates chemical signals, fluid dynamics,
1:41.2	and synchronized launches mirroring nature as closely as possible.
1:45.1	Now, you might be hearing this and thinking, Brett, this sounds very dystopian, very scientific.
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