What's up guys? I hope you had a fantastic weekend because I am about to absolutely ruin your Monday with some of the stories we're talking about today.

There has been chaos happening in the new cycle per usual, and I'm so excited to tell you about my favorite stories that I encountered over the last week, because today we are dealing with the Nepo Babies and the gold diggers that are infiltrating professional sports.

We are racing sperm, and Megan Markle just can't seem to help herself.

So yes, you did hear me correctly in that introduction.

We have been racing sperm in the United States.

Now, obviously, declining fertility, declining birth rates have been a huge

topic in the media right now in the health space, and it is genuinely just being hit from all

angles. Like obviously, Big Pharma is stepping out trying to fix this issue. The political right

is issuing rallying cries. Elon Musk is just trying to repopulate the Earth himself. RFK is probably

about to start studying what's going on.

But there is a chance that nothing will be as impactful as a group of college kids racing sperm.

And that is exactly what happened last week. So a group of students put on the first ever

sperm race in California to bring awareness about declining male fertility. And they raised

over $1 million to the event. One article, this is

from The Guardian reads, this live version of the sperm race elevates the concept. Two individual sperm

cells, just each 0.05 millimeters will complete on a 20 centimeter long track engineered to replicate

the biological conditions of the female reproductive system.

This is getting, like, it's funny, but also, I just want you to think, like, this could become our

future. Like, this is the future of now we're going to have, like, robots having babies,

and it all starts with this sperm race. Anyway, the track simulates chemical signals, fluid dynamics,

and synchronized launches mirroring nature as closely as possible.

Now, you might be hearing this and thinking, Brett, this sounds very dystopian, very scientific.

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