Welcome back to the Dirt Show, tonight, tonight, the Celtics play the Warriors in Game

5 and having watched two days of so-called congressional hearings, I have one thing to

say about the comparison, if the NBA will run the way Congress's run, and if I were

the head of the NBA and I want to achieve a particular result, what I would do is

I would send the Celtics out on the court with their great shooters, and I wouldn't

allow the Warriors to get on the court. No staff, no, you know, just one side, just one

side, just the Celtics, they get to shoot at will, they'll miss a few layups, they'll

miss a few three pointers, but it won't be a two-sided game, it'll just be a one-sided

game, that's what the congressional hearings were about, it was one team, they're called

the Democrats, they include two so-called Republicans who voted to impeach Trump, and

they were allowed on the court, and they missed a few jump shots and a few layups, but nobody

guarded them, nobody had defensive revounds, nobody stole the ball, it was just a one-sided

game show, and you know, it was such a clear violation of the basic premises of our democracy

to have both sides presented, and then, of course, the members of the committee cheated,

they presented, for example, excerpts from President Trump's speech on January 6th, now

I don't approve of that speech, I didn't like it one bit, I wish he hadn't made it, but

they left out, they doctored the tape, they edited it, they took out the crucial words

where he said, I want everybody to go to the Capitol, and to have your voices heard, peacefully

in patriotic, you can't do that, even if the Celtics are on the court alone, if they walk

or they go out of bounds, or they do something wrong, they're called for it, here there

was nobody even to call the Democrats for it, if prosecutors present a case to the grand

jury, no, there's no defense, it's one-sided, but if they doctored a tape and present to

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