They're the liberal rednecks.

They like cornbread, but sex.

They care way too much, but don't give a fun.

They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people upset, but they got three big old

dicks that you can suck.

Well, here we are.

What's up?

Hey, buddy. I voted. Look here. Oh, you did. Yeah. We did. It hard to just slap straight on your forehead.

Yeah, I know. But then I'd have to free the bee. And, you know, I'm not for that. I did free the bee the other day and went to dinner and I felt kind of sophisticated you know I felt like oh maybe I'm an adult you know but then like as soon as I got in the car it was like I don't know if it was like a dude it's kind of the same thing to me as like the oral fixation of smoking cigarettes Like I just have to put something on my head.

It's weird. Like I actually for the first time thought, you don't even really look that bad bald. I still, it just, it feels naked, you know? Yeah, well, you've got what, you're coming up on, I mean, 15, 20 years, 20 years of, yeah, of ball cap wearing.

Yeah, that's tough to break.

Well, and you know, the thing is even, and I regret this,

but even when I had long, illustrious nice hair, I was still a ball cap feller.

I did not know how good I had it.

So, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, buddy.

And what age, I know we've talked about before, but what age did you know that,

that you was in for it?

I mean, I knew. So when you met me, you could already tell that it was like about to

right around, so I was like 24 when you met me because I'm like 38 now yeah I'd say around 22 I was like

oh I mean it's definitely like gonna go but 24 is when it started to look horrible and then I held on

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