Are you concerned about your ball size?

Do you feel embarrassed about your tiny little balls?

If you won't increase libido and huge balls,

all you need is a little hall and closet.

Side effects include chaotic energy and constant dragging and gagging.

Ooh yeah.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

I know that's right.

It's time for Hall and Closet.

Welcome to Hall and Closet, the show where I, Shady Essence Hall.

And I, Heidi, in Clos closet, two authorities on absolutely everything.

Explain it all. Yes, I love that. Heidi, we did that. We did a semi-decent one for once.

We did that. Now, you can think of us as two special investigators as we seek out the answers on everything you need to know from drag to love.

To science.

To where am I?

I'm locked in a basement right now.

They've got me.

I'm on tour. You really literally do look like you were like, you remember you would be in school and it would be a tornado drill and they would say leaning against this heavy metal object yes to protect yourself

from the winds that is that's throwing heavy metal objects it looks like you're in that room right now

have you ever had a scary a moment during with the mirrors too with the oh see that's a. I was always in a class that had a bunch of mirrors when we had to do one.

I was like, this makes no sense. I don't feel safe here.

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