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Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Big Time Goof (Live from Ann Arbor)

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.89K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

A self described “big time goof” with a laugh you won't forget opens up to Geth about his dreams of becoming a traveling musician. The former children's librarian discusses his favorite children's book "Everybody Poops" and explains why he calls himself "the king of cats." He also plays a song inspired by his life loosely titled “Narrow Urethra.” You can guess what that’s about.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, Ann Arbor, Michigan.

0:07.0

It's beautiful, anonymous.

0:09.0

One hour, one full call, no names, no holds pause.

0:15.0

I'd rather go one on one.

0:22.0

I think it'll be more fun than I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me.

0:29.0

I have a pretty Chris Gatherer here, welcome to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous.

0:35.0

I've been going on on the road a lot, so as has become customary this month,

0:39.0

I want to thank everybody who came out last weekend to our shows in Pennsylvania and

0:43.0

Morton Tower, West Virginia. Those were great shows.

0:47.0

What an incredible venue, a 1-C-3 Pleasant Street is with so much history.

0:53.0

I've never played West Virginia before and it was so cool, so cool to see you there.

0:58.0

Thanks to everybody who came to Broken Goblin, another cool venue.

1:02.0

Guess what? Got more shows coming up. June 17th, I'm at the State House in New Haven, Connecticut.

1:07.0

That's a stand-up show. And then June 18th, that's the weekend.

1:11.0

If you're listening to this when it comes out, I'm at the St. Clair and Cambridge, Massachusetts.

1:15.0

That's two shows. The early one is a live, beautiful, anonymous, taping the late one is my new stand-up hour wage.

1:22.0

I'm not, I've been pretty blown away.

1:25.0

People have been responding. I've been getting messages from people saying it made them laugh and cry.

1:30.0

That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

1:32.0

And I'm going to be all over Southern California the week after that.

1:35.0

ChrisGeth.com, particulates on all of those.

1:38.0

Everybody, speaking on the live shows, we have audio from a show we did a few weeks back in Ann Arbor.

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