Hello, honey. Welcome to Natchabew. It's your host, Jackie J. Now I had to update this message because in case you don't know, there are people out there who probably are finding Natchabew for the first time right now and wondering, excuse me, where's Jackie? Because I thought this was a podcast hosted by Jackie J. It is. But I am currently on maternity leave enjoying the miracle of life giving birth to my first baby. Perhaps I've given up.

I'm not sure if I've given birth by now as you're hearing this, but perhaps I haven't. I don't know. That's the way the universe goes. The babies decide when they're ready to enter the universe. We'll see what happens.

But regardless, I have been on maternity leave now for a little bit. And I have asked some of my favorite past guests, slash friends, to record a guest hosted episode for me for the Hunnies, the listeners of Natchabew, to enjoy while I am away.

I thank everyone for staying and tuning in. I hope you're thoroughly enjoying this exciting, fun time. And I'm so grateful to everyone who guest hosted apps.

I just wanted to clarify a couple of things. Number one, whatever is said on the show while I'm not here does not necessarily reflect the way I feel or the way Natchabew feels, but I'm letting my guests say, do eat, drink, whatever they want.

So just know that if somebody says something that you're like, excuse me, that's not what Jackie would say or that's not how Jackie would feel. Just know.

These are guest hosted episodes. Everyone lets their freak flag fly in their own way. So if you hear something that you don't think I necessarily would agree to, just know that's how we're rolling right now. So no need to write an email, no need to alert me. That's the way it goes. So that's my little warning for everybody.

But also, like I said, I'm extremely grateful. I hope everyone's having a lovely summer and wearing their sunscreen and enjoying themselves. Please continue to enjoy Natchabew while I'm gone.

I will hopefully be back in September. So enjoy the good times rolling all summer long. There might be a few re-releases as well.

Of some of my favorite moments of the show because honey, we love to put out content and everyone out there. Cream that neck. And thanks for listening.

You are a natural beauty.

That's you.

That's you.

Welcome to Natchabew, the beauty comedy podcast where we laugh, we cry and we cream.

I am your guest host, Big Sue, the wet carpet queen of America, filling in for the beauty talk, shock, jock, Jackie J.

So excited to be here. I'm really excited to be doing this today. Really big stuff we got going on. A lot of good guests.

We have one guy who's here. He's really a lot and he's great and he's fantastic and he's so talented and so good.

Now he is somebody who, you know, we're so thrilled. This is, I guess today is my lawyer Brian DeBlash.

Hello.

Brian.

It's wonderful to be here.

I'm so glad to have you. It's so nice to have you here.

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