Big Showers, Milk Options, and "You get the next one!" - TICKED OFF TUESDAY - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid

The JTrain Podcast

Jared Freid

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

It’s Ticked Off Tuesday on and Jared is broadcasting from the “presidential suite” of a Pittsburgh boutique hotel, complete with two shower heads that can’t even hit him at the same time. He kicks off the episode with his complaint, then dives into listener gripes: from the Delta One Lounge failing to serve almond milk (the Beyoncé of alt-milks), to flavorless adult medicine that feels like swishing around “diarrhea water.” There’s also a burrito shrinking crisis sweeping the nation and a business trip horror story featuring a co-worker’s husband who keeps picking up tabs, then demanding repayment like it’s a debt. Jared validates, escalates, and hilariously unpacks every minor injustice. If you’ve ever felt personally offended by a small portion size or a passive-aggressive Venmo request, this one’s for you. Tune in! Also, Jared is on the road 👉 https://jaredfreid.com/ Go see him live!!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I know you're angry.
0:02.0	It's Tuesday and it has no feel.
0:08.0	The weekend was fun.
0:12.0	You're still hung over from the eating.
0:16.0	And next weekend is too far away
0:21.6	What will you do with your day?
0:26.6	It's time to get ticked off
0:30.6	Complain with your gripe right now
0:35.6	Your friend Uncle J. Train is here to tell you that you're right. It's a ticked off Tuesday.
0:50.0	Ticked off Tuesday. You're angry and you don't even know why
0:57.0	Enjoy this podcast
1:02.0	It'll help you get to Friday
1:09.0	Hello and welcome to the J-Train podcast.
1:12.8	This is J-Train, Jared Freed.
1:14.7	Coming you live from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
1:18.8	That's right.
1:19.5	Every Tuesday is a ticked-off Tuesday.
1:23.7	Are you mad?
1:24.5	Are you angry?
1:26.3	Do you have a problem that would be difficult to tell someone because they would look at you and go,
1:32.3	but you're lucky to be alive?
1:35.0	No, we're not.
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