Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable, a wood-eaf production.

This week, Bob likes big school, has affinity for large bow-wals, but prefers handheld versions.

Wage doesn't move, nor attend parties, but allows a crumple pizza and dislikes a tiny

packs.

Mark misses the seasons and is worried about street sharks and a trusty man.

Such wizards take backsys and teeth cause him a huge meltdown.

As it's time for big or small.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and well, man, these are increasingly awkward.

This is the intro now, use this well.

Hello and welcome to Distractable, another episode of your favorite podcast, and if it's

not yet, it's probably only because you haven't listened to it yet.

So get ready to laugh and feel and be transported to another time in place.

But only metaphorically, my name is Bob, I will be your host for this episode.

The general format here is I, the host, ring a topic, or a poorly researched story, or

nothing at all.

And I present it to my competitors and co-hosts, Mark and Wade.

Hello.

Oh, hey.

Was that where we were supposed to say hi?

That's the, yep, that was prompted.

You did, yep.

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