For the love of God, stand away for the Diff and Dots!

Oh, no.

Oh, not the Dippend Dots!

The damn Diffind Dach didn't do anything to anybody.

Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dunks podcast on the Athletic Network. Wednesday, March 4th, I'm Jay Skeetson alongside me. As always, Tassmellis. Hey, everybody. Hey, Tassie. We got the bearded one, Trey Kirby. Hey, oh. International Man of Mystery, taking it to the wood shop, Lee Ellis. Friend. Leelie. And last but not, Lee's making the magic happen. It's J.D. Hello. There is, and here we are. Guys, follow us on social media, both Twitter and Instagram at No Dunks Inc. So you can see Lee's Woodshop doppelganger. This one is unreal. Even you agree it looks like you. When I saw it in the stories there, I thought, holy hell, that's me. And then when I came full screen, I was like, wow, it's not quite me, but it's pretty darn close. Can you build yourself a birdhouse or something like that? No, but as I tried to mention yesterday on the beach seven show, I think it was, about IKEA furniture. I can put some of that stuff together.

Same thing.

Close enough. You guys know we're on Facebook at Facebook.com slash no dunks ink. Well, I guess it's official. We're now on Facebook. And email us your NBA questions and comments to no dunks at theathletic.com. You said it there, Lee. We hit the beach yesterday. another classic topics included Middleton and McCollum and Beal as go-to guys. Whether Rudy Gobert is worth a supermax contract. We got into team captains. We talked about guards, elite defensive guards, maybe winning defensive player of the year. You talked a bunch of tennis.

I did, yes. We dropped a bunch of tennis. I did, yes.

You dropped a bunch of tennis knowledge on us and so much more. So that one's up. We dropped out

a date earlier, so go check out that Beach Steppen podcast. And, I mean, check it out on

YouTube solely for the fact to see J.D.'s unbelievable beach step-in opener.

Yeah, Firefest, too. It's unbelievable. You didn't even tell any of us here in the office. I'm just like, oh, okay, let's see if this works, make sure it's fine. I'll blast it out. And they're like, oh, my God, this is incredible. Yeah, sometimes I like to spring things on you. Yeah. How did you find a clip of a man's toes walking in the sand?

That's what I want to know.

It's a website that has free footage for people to use.

Footage.

Footage.

And I don't know, but I don't think that's a man's foot.

I think it might be a woman's foot.

That's a man, baby. Well, I don't know. Wow. My friend, I would Aato's offered to be on that if you want me to get him to send in the clip of him strolling on the beach there, Jay. I think we're good. We are good. Hard pass on that. But thank you. It's a show for our listeners and our fans, and sometimes I want to participate and contribute.

So, you know.

All right.

Well, if he's willing to get a pedicure, maybe.

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