Ms. Fitz Toys

Hey everybody, is anybody not here because they thought the show started at 9?

I mean are there any empty seats up there?

Oh shit, what should I call it? The beautiful grammar see theater.

They love this place but whoever runs their Twitter put out a thing today that said doors at 8 show at 9.

Oh that was my reaction and I found that I found it like 7 hours after it happened so it was kind of a bummer.

What's that flashlight that's pointing on me? What are you doing over here? Don't look over your shoulder or that thing.

That is so bright, what does it do? Is it like were you videotaping me?

That thing was such a big bright light, it's like a fucking, you were like a little train coming at me.

Shoo, shoo. Instead of Chuchu but yeah, please don't videotape the show especially with a bright light like that.

Why don't you just use a subtle or a situation? That's what's such about iPhones when people are filming it with iPhones you can't even tell because it doesn't have a light on it or anything.

Great story, Doug. My name is Doug and this is Douglaus Movies.

I beat you to it.

Coming to you once again from the grammar see theater in New York City where there's no H on the marquee outside so it says Douglaus Movies to niggut.

To niggut. That was better now he just took a picture with that crazy flashlight.

Like every security guard should be high I think because you're really fucking are interested in finding things.

You're always looking like like put it's Waldo it's Waldo put it put it where the fuck is Waldo book in front of me and I nail it I don't nail it I'm terrible at it.

Did I say we're in New York City?

Are you sure things to the weed here's bad he's out of his mind.

Tomorrow nights 12 guests of Christmas here in New York City is sold out yeah so we added this so yeah and it's sold out too.

So thank you for that you guys.

I know that you're disappointed about not seeing the 12 guests of Christmas but I got four great guests of the night before the 12 guests of Christmas.

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