Big Head, Little Body w/ Chris Distefano

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Get Tickets to "Scary Times USA" live show at: https://www.moment.co/badfriends Get MORE Bad Friends at our Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/badfriends Thank you to our Sponsors: Huel, Draft Kings, BLUECHEW & PDS Debt • Huel: Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code BADFRIENDS at https://my.huel.com/BADFRIENDS. Fuel your best performance with Huel today! • Draft Kings: https://sportsbook.draftkings.com Download the app and use code BADFRIENDS to get $200 in bonus bets when betting $5* • PDS Debt: Get a free debt analysis right now at https://pdsdebt.com/free-debt-assessment/?ref=badfriends YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com 0:00 Here's Fancy! 1:00 Chris Distefano Can't Stop Kissing Bobby 7:00 Bobby Loves Dirty Whites 14:30 God Dropped Shane Gillis 16:45 Jomon and Yayoi 21:00 Squatting for Cigs 26:45 Chris Distefano's Famous Friends 30:00 Bobby's Dad Never Listened to Music 36:00 Preparing for the Worst 47:45 Chris Distefano Explains the Crusades 52:00 Ranking Asians 1:01:00 Embarrassing Moment w/ Maroon 5 1:06:20 Bobby Ignores His Stomach System 1:08:00 Dinosaurs and Manifest Destiny 1:13:00 Michael Jackson's Missing Python More Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos: @chrisdcomedy Hey Babe: @nopreshnetwork Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Tickets and More: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbylee.live More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Juicy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/?hl=en More Fancy SOS VHS: https://www.youtube.com/@SOSVHS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fancyb.1 More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com/ Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: 7EQUIS https://www.7equis.com/ Podcast Producer: Andrés Rosende This episode contains paid promotion. #bobbylee #andrewsantino #badfriends #sponsored #ads Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of Bad Friends is presented and fueled by Heel, your go to for complete nutrition.
0:06.2	Try Heel with 15% off today using code Bad Friends at my dot Heuelle dot com slash bad friends
0:14.1	Hey everybody it's scary times
0:17.7	USA with bad friends the bad friends and we have shirts we have hoodies. We have hoodies. We got the posters
0:25.2	But if you get if you lose you lose and if you lose you lose and everybody says hey
0:28.7	man what is it's a live episode it's not a live event it's not taking place some we're doing it
0:35.1	here we watch it we can at moment dot co slash bad friends and we're going
0:40.3	moment dot co slash bad friends this Thursday at 6 p.m. p.
0:47.0	st.
0:48.0	Pacific Standard Time.
0:50.0	Bad Friends presents
0:51.0	Check it out
0:52.0	time. Scary Times USA.
0:53.0	Scary Times USA.
0:54.0	Moment.
0:55.0	Get this shirt without Google.
0:56.0	It is pretty cool.
0:59.0	Get a shirt, get a hoodie.
1:01.0	Come join us 6 PM for Bad Friends, Scary Time USA.
1:05.6	You two are bad friends.
1:07.6	Who are these two idiots?
1:08.6	A white dude and an Asian dude.
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