Big Hat...Full Of Secrets

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome. Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters Old people things (cable) Save Ferris Ione Skye… I mean Mia Sara TCB found a new pick up artist to tell us about threesomes The four secret signs that your innocent girl is a freak in the sheets... Make all your fantasies come true! Sexual comfort, the phrase of the video winthatgirl.com, sounds legit! She can’t be the jealous type and she has to be young Marlon’s blowing this theory out of the water! Bryan knows that the women aren’t gonna get jealous, the guy is! Sexual marketplace value declines in our thirties...wow Fuck this guy…oh wait don't Nothing says sexual prime like a cowboy hat & a Banana Republic button down This man has never given anyone an orgasm LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	How many Instagram models do you follow?
0:02.0	I'm following them all.
0:04.0	Why?
0:05.0	Here's what I hate about Instagram models.
0:07.0	Durshtrap, Durshtrap, titties, Durshtrap.
0:10.0	Oh, my niece's graduation.
0:12.0	What?
0:13.0	Get that the fuck out of here.
0:15.0	What? Start another Instagram account for your family.
0:18.0	Durshtrap, Dursbubbies, Asshot, Shaken, Shrip Club, Poo.
0:23.0	And then it's like some little kid.
0:25.0	Like, first day of school.
0:26.0	What?
0:27.0	On this episode of the Commercial Break.
0:34.0	Yes, you!
0:36.0	Forget about the extra 600 pounds you have on you.
0:39.0	And the Cheeto fingers are living with your parents
0:41.0	and driving that 1992 Honda without a left side of the car.
0:45.0	Don't worry about it, Brian.
0:46.0	You're ready to go.
0:48.0	Hot librarians all over the country are ready to suck your dick
0:53.0	with their friends.
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