Big Grande (Re-Release)
improv4humans with Matt Besser
Matt Besser
4.9 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2020
⏱️ 86 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let me just tell it because it's just so weird. It's a short story, but |
| 0:04.7 | This funny kids market in my class, but wild |
| 0:11.4 | One weekend in a convertible |
| 0:16.4 | Flipped the car going really fast around a corner |
| 0:22.3 | And I don't know if he came to school the next Monday or if it was a week later |
| 0:27.4 | I can't remember my memory, but whenever he came to school, we're all new |
| 0:31.4 | Holy shit. He's coming to school and what's what happened? What's he gonna look like? |
| 0:36.2 | And we'd all heard that he'd lost one of his ears like it severed off one of his ears the accident |
| 0:42.0 | So we're all waiting for him to you know walk in the room. Remember I was gonna look at his ear right away |
| 0:47.4 | There's like there. So he walks in and |
| 0:51.2 | and |
| 0:53.3 | He already had long hair and I can't remember I don't even think we could see his ear because he just had long hair covering it anyway |
| 1:01.2 | But he had on a t-shirt and his name was Charles that said it was a bar |
| 1:07.9 | In my memory is like a Florida bar something that said |
| 1:11.8 | Charles has left to ear |
| 1:15.3 | And that was his name and that's the meant was the missing ear and it was like not something he had |
| 1:20.5 | It was like a bar that existed |
| 1:24.5 | And it just blew everyone's mind he kind of had this smirk on his face and everyone's like what the fuck where do you get that t-shirt? |
| 1:33.7 | How does that exist and did you have it beforehand? |
| 1:38.7 | I don't remember getting any answers to that |
| 1:42.3 | But blowing your best mind |
| 1:45.2 | Hey |
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