Big Grande II: Dan Lippert, Jon Mackey, Ryan Rosenberg, Drew Tarver

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2017

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Dan Lippert, Jon Mackey, Ryan Rosenberg, and Drew Tarver of Big Grande (Teacher's Lounge) join Matt Besser this week for improvised scenes about hiding your shitty car from your girlfriend, going with the Conehead look for your headshot, and finding a role for Liam Neeson's brother in the next "Taken." Plus, they put up offensive signs in the name of wordplay, and a group of pizza delivery drivers get vengeful when they aren't tipped. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: IMPROV).

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0:29.2	10% off your first purchase. Yeah, some people are really good at that. I'm the absolute worst
0:35.6	of that. What's the opposite of running for me? Convict on the right. That's how I walk through
0:46.8	the global office. Is that a breeze? No, that was better. Run into the studio. Are you hiding your face?
1:02.4	He's like a ninja, he finds the shadows. He's hand furtively darting out of one to grab the cold
1:10.0	breath. Hey, you took a little too long getting into the studio, man. I don't have to run for mayor,
1:27.6	okay? Well, you know, I just, you know, I got friends out in the lobby. I just want to say,
1:34.3	hey, you know, tell them a little bit. Do you? They're all your friends? Well, you know, there
1:39.1	was like eight people in the year. Well, they're all your friends. Well, I'm not going to say we're
1:43.7	the best of friends, but, you know, I just, I like to check in and based on them being, if they're
1:50.4	your friends, like how many friends in the world do you have? You must have millions of friends. I mean,
1:54.8	I guess if you base your friends, if you base it on, you know, people that are in the lobby of, you
2:01.5	know, places I go often, I have a lot of friends. I mean, what? So do you break your friends down
2:08.8	and like good friends and lobby friends? Like if it's their scale? Yeah, I think there's, yeah,
2:14.4	there's definitely like a scale of, you know, friendships. Hey, there's Drew. Hey, hey, what's
2:20.3	happening? Hey, what's our man? Good. Mailman's assistant. That's right. One day mailman, today
2:27.8	assistant. You look good. You look good. I haven't seen you for, I mean, you never come around
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