Big Furry Hat: Holiday Edition | Colbert Classic

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🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0	This Sunday were lied from the home of smart energy use three Acacia Drive and Dave Davos peck them off to a
0:05.8	Floor bat cooking next week's meals off night nutmeg and now the washing machines on then straight into the
0:12.3	I think that please see for the home side thanks to the hard price electricity Brim British gas full-time
0:18.2	Davos saved it all for Sunday now. We can enjoy the football get half price electricity every Sunday with British gas
0:25.1	Peaks safe Sunday's 11 to 4 and 24th of September season sees apply smart me to required
0:30.9	This week on hysterical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:36.8	Okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:44.0	Just need to grab the core clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes
0:47.0	What whoa
0:49.4	I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't warm bat it me a hat it's symbols
1:09.5	You know folks I take this job seriously, okay as a late-night host
1:14.7	I know I wheeled tremendous power as much power as history's most ruthless tyrants gank is calm
1:22.7	Kim Jong-un
1:24.6	Kate Middleton
1:26.9	We all have two things in common. We got a serious beef with Megan Markle and we all have a big furry hat
1:44.7	Oh
1:58.5	Behold due to my hat size
2:02.6	Furriness and festive whimsy any in all proclamations I make are now and forever Christmas law
2:11.6	Let us begin
2:14.7	You
2:22.9	Henceforth fruit cake shall be known by its more accurate name raisin brick
2:35.1	Let it be let it be tear
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