Hello, and welcome to the Damage Report. I am not John, I had a roll of dragon daddy is no longer here.

And you have evil stepmother dragon. Yeah, that's right. Not going to be fun. No more fantastic

Mondays y'all were getting into it. We got a lot to cover. It's our lineup is fuller than a

diaper. Yeah, that is foreshadowing. Well, it's going on. I'm for just give your

Insini if you don't know who I am. And I'm so happy because there wasn't a Friday last week

because it was Thanksgiving to be welcoming to Mondays. Mr. Brett Erlich.

Oh, it's so nice to see you everybody. Is this thing on? Is this thing on? Is anybody?

Here's my prop joke to start off the show. It's a turkey leg for those listening to the podcast.

This bit was worth it because I can see Sophie Morris and the producer literally face

bombing now doubled over in full on righteous embarrassment, which is at the appropriate response.

I'm not going to eat this on camera, but on camera. You saved the turkey leg just to do this bit.

Yes, absolutely. I didn't make soup with it. The first thing that Francesca said on our like

back and forth this morning was use every part of the turkey. And I'm like, my God, she's a

communist even in DMs. I broke my vegetarianism to eat turkey. So there's commitment for you.

I'm not committed. I'm terrible. No, you got to make soup. It's delicious.

No, absolutely. And turkeys are vegetarian. So early once removed.

Absolutely. Yeah, if you're that dry of a bird, you qualify for being a vegetable.

That's what I didn't like about everyone's Twitter this weekend. It was like,

I'm going to take the opportunity to talk trash about turkey being dry. It's like, well,

then cook it better. Get better. Yeah, it doesn't have to be dry. You can,

yeah, you can find a way, based it. Yeah, butter.

Or something like that. Butter, yeah, cover it in gravy. It's great. Everyone's pretending

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