Hi, I'm Otto. Welcome to Ellen says podcast.

All right. Well, listen, we're starting an hour late, which is right on brand for us,

which is shows. We haven't made any improvements for 20 to 23. We're actually getting worse.

An hour is actually, we're the same people. We're late a lot, but an hour, that's a record holder.

So, so in all fairness, we didn't just jump on. We've been having some technical issues.

First of all, we learned that Sarah does not know how to copy and paste

under any circumstances. And when you copy and paste on an, on an iPhone, I just can't copy and

paste on a computer. What's the difference? When you were, when you were told from Montana to,

to right click, you screamed, what the fuck is a right click? That's why you weren't even,

how did you know that? You weren't on because you repeated the story offline to me. You're spying.

You said it to us. No, she literally was like, okay, now right click. And I'm like,

what? And she goes right click. And I go, what do you, what do you mean? She's like, just right click.

And I go, what the fuck is a right click? So it sounds like my interpretation of what happened is

pretty accurate. And then she, then she went on FaceTime and she's literally like, okay,

so you take your two finger. What is it about a right click that you can't get or like a copy and

paste? You don't know how to like, Sarah, there's why did they call it a right click? Because when she

said it, I was going all the way to the right of the mouse, but guess you need to be all the way

to the right. You can be anywhere. I think it's a two finger click. It's probably called the right

click because it used to be that a keypad would have like a right side and the left side. And you

would have to right click. And that would always like bring a drop down menu. But now it's like just,

you know, what people say. That's my guess. Listen, I started modeling right out of high school. I didn't

fully. I didn't listen. I'm a model. I can't stay expected to know what a right click is.

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