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You know, if you asked me if there's one thing that I could get,

regardless of cost, what would be the one thing I'd love to have

for the rest of my life? Possession.

I'd love to have access to a private plane.

I am so disgusted flying and traveling. I'm never going to get access to a private plane. I am so disgusted flying and traveling. I'm never going to get access

to a private plane. I'm never going to have one. I was on one once about 10 years ago, and it was

wonderful. But I had to fly a lot the last month because of a vacation. And you know we went to iceland and met kfai

listeners there and then we had a family wedding and boy people are gross you're in a confined

metal tube 35 000 feet into the air and people dress badly they smell bad they've got all their excess weight flopping over into your seat.

I mean, oh, and I'm lucky. I was on a civilized plane. I see the videos all the time. It seems to be spirit and frontier.

There's constant fist fights, crazy people shouting.

I mean, well, Sean Duffy, the Transportation Secretary, wants to bring back the golden age of travel, where people are courteous and clean and they treat all the workers properly.

And they have videos out now showing what life used to be like on airplanes and then cut to.

Oh, and the dress.

And just the hygiene.

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