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Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Big Bum Body Double, Shark Attack & Lesbian Vampire Killers

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9674 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The lads are back with more stories and more updates on their wild plans! Martin tells all about his nightmare audition experiences and his on-set antics, whilst Gordon comes clean about some questionable roles of his own! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

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0:00.0

A safe trip begins with TRIP.

0:03.0

Take a road trip with your family, get there safely.

0:06.0

Do your trip checks.

0:08.0

T, drop up on island fuel, R, rest every two hours to

0:13.0

I inspect your pressure and tread.

0:16.0

P, preparing for the weather ahead.

0:18.0

A safe trip begins with TRIP.

0:21.9

Always, obvious.

0:23.8

A safe trip begins with T RRIZE.

0:25.8

Do the four trip checks before every journey, National Highways.

0:32.6

This is a Global Player Original Podcast.

0:46.8

Music is a global player original podcast. Well, well, well, I'm Gordon Smart, and welcome back to the rest of his

0:49.5

name's podcast episode number three, as you would expect.

0:52.5

And he's actually contractually obliged now to turn up

0:54.7

i'm joined by martin comston hello martin hello pal the man who achieves goals like they're going

0:59.0

out of fashion according to this bit of stuff written in front of me right now what have we let ourselves in for

1:03.9

episode number three right just walked in the door and martin's told me that he's one swumlith great

1:08.6

white sharks how on earth have i not heard that story before? Doesn't it really come up in natural conversation, does it? Seriously, you genuinely swam with great white sharks? I did the cage diving thing. I was in South Africa film and it's a hang you can day. I mean, it was one of the good things I put it as well as, which was quite terrifying. You go out in these wee boats to this place called Shark Alley off Cape Town. Of course you do. Remember the guys like talking saying, look, you're not guaranteed sharks all the time. Like sometimes, but if not, you don't see any sharks, we'll take you here. And as he's seeing it, this great white jumped out the back and swallied this wee seagull it was bobbing and then you're like all right so they're here a day and but this wee boat was rocking in the water so you start to get you're like we're a fair bit for the course by this point like an hour so you start to get panicked but everybody got seasick including me and the only I couldn't get seasick, was to jump in the water. So I got the suit on, jumped in the water, but nobody else could get out of boat. So I was just in the cage myself for ages. But it was, it was my, like, these things come by the cage and their eyes are just dead. But it was a mad experience. When... When was this? How old were you on this happened? It was a film called Doomsday I was doing. If anybody's out there who might have seen the film, I'm not sure there was tons. Was it better or worse than strippers and werewolves? Oh, well, it was about a 30 million pound film. I thought it was a great idea. It was a sort of like post-pandemic,

2:35.2

actually. Maybe it was a few years too early. And the idea was this pandemic had started across

2:40.5

the world, but it started in Scotland. And then they've rebuilt Hadrian's wall. And then so

2:44.6

London and that's still going on, but then like over the wall, like it's like Mad Max. So I was a

2:50.3

wee guy. I was a wee guy

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