You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley,

and Ken Hyland. And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, people, and this is the Armageddon Update. You know, it's another year of

news in a week. God, this week week a prison surrounded by predators was built in the

Everglades to house people trying to get the American dream. And another predator who's been in

prison was found not guilty on sex trafficking charges, but was found guilty of transportation

to engage with prostitutes for sex. Yes, those are pretty much the same words, just in a different order.

Welcome to the American justice system.

The jury in the show in Comstraw found that what Puffy pulled and was put in a penal place for

and prosecuted for wasn't so bad.

The defense defended Diddy describing Diddy as definitely didn't do what

devastated witnesses described Did he definitely doing.

Then our diaper wearing dictator Dom Don has started building concentration camps.

Trump camp. That's right. This summer you can go to the desert. It's like the beach, but you can't cool off because there's absolutely no water.

Trump camp.

Alligator Auschwitz is a detention center for immigrant gang members, murderers, drug traffickers,

food pickers, car wash employees, gardeners, pool cleaners, hotel workers and busboys. You know,

the most dangerous among us. So do you who hate immigrants,

I want you to enjoy your $6 apple and your dirty car while you scratch the infected scabies

you caught from your filthy hotel room while you vomit and shit yourself from the E. coli you

got from the disgusting restaurant that can't seem to find anyone to clean the kitchen.

America first!

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