Big Brother, Katie Price & Bloody Marys with Will Best

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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This week Gordon is in studio with this brilliant Will Best. Will and Gordon chat the return of Big Brother, starting off at T4, uni club nights, being spray tanned by Katie Price, his Bloody Mary in a can and an embarrassing run in with Alexa Chung.

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0:00.0	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:16.3	Well, hello, Shaggers.
0:18.5	What a privilege, what a treat, what an honour it is every week to fill your ears with utter nonsense. I am 10 jobs gogs, the civilian, a jinx when it comes to public transport travel, and I've just realized a platinum elite member of IHG hotels, thanks to my Alan Partridge lifestyle, and big plates for breakfast in shit hotels around the country thanks to my weird media gig.
0:38.7	Anyway, I bring some sad news today, especially for the loyal team comps and regulars, 80% of
0:44.2	our audience. In fact, 95% of the 47 listeners we have in England as well. It's bad news,
0:49.0	I'm afraid, because for the first time in a long time, this is a Robert De Nierly free zone.
0:54.0	Fanny DeVito is in
0:55.5	absentia. Mr. Maltesey's the pint collector. He can't be with us today. For reasons I'd like
1:00.4	to explain, you see, he's having a couple of inches added, Will. He's having a couple of inches
1:04.9	added. And for the daily record and daily mail journalist listening, I'll leave it up to you to decide whether those inches are going on the top
1:11.0	or on the way out. That's up to you, right? But fear not, in the absence of the fun-sized
1:16.9	Grinokian chicken wing munching Greenock EWalk, we have found a replacement, a gorgeous replacement.
1:22.9	Not just any old standing, we applied his name to Martin Comston's special search engine just for
1:28.8	hairline perverts. And this young man was top of the list. He has a phenomenal hairline.
1:34.4	He is the one and only TV presenter. You'll recognise him from T4, Celebrity Big Brother or Big
1:39.1	Brother. He is surprising me today by telling me he's actually 39 years young and not 19 years young as we
1:45.6	had thought it's the one and only will be it's thanks mate that was lovely that's a joy i always love
1:50.5	your intros thank you very much they're catchy they flow beautifully and i and it's a shame that
1:56.9	mr mortiser eyes isn't isn't here i would disagree. But yeah, or I've lucked out.
2:02.4	I've one of the few guests who gets to just have you all to myself.
2:05.4	Well, well, you normally say things like, so you listen, hang me.
2:08.0	And he's listening to this.
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