Spare wads, I've noticed a little bit over the, you know, recent months, I'm not getting the

sleep that my body needs, that my body deserves. And I've decided I'm upgrading my mattress,

and I am extremely excited because I got a Helix sleep mattress on the way. And I took a quiz.

I went over to Helix sleep, you know, jumped on the old internet, and took a quiz. It took just a couple minutes. And they matched me with a mattress. That is for my body type,

for my sleep preferences. I ended up, I'm getting the Helix Midnight Lux. And you know I'm getting

that cooling cover put on the top because I sleep a little bit warm and I sleep in a desert where it's hot, so I need all the help I can get.

It's just, he looks sleep.

Jason, he's telling me all the time, you got to upgrade.

You got to get the Helix sleep mattress, so I have finally taken the jump, and I am very, very excited.

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They'll leave and pick it up for you if you don't love it, but you're going to.

Helix even has financing options and options and a flexible payment plan,

so a great night's sleep is never far away.

So join me on this quest for better sleep.

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That's helix sleep.com slash ballers for up to $200 off and two free pillows.

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