The following program is a podcast one.com production from Hollywood, California by way of the broken skull ranch. This is the Steve Austin show.

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I am coming to you from Aguadose, California. I'm out on a set of broken skull challenge.

It's Monday as I hold this microphone and record in my hand. I'm pacing around my trailer.

We start work tomorrow. The only reason we have off today is because the art department is out there resetting the challenges.

We changed everything up so that the guys coming out tomorrow in the next few days won't know what we're about to throw at them.

Gotta keep them guessing. This show is going to be really kick ass when it comes out on country music television here in a couple of months whenever they decide to start airing this thing.

I'm very excited about it and y'all know I just got back from Texas. Went down there for about a week. Got a chance to go down to the broken skull ranch, South Texas location and visit my family and hang out and try to relax a little bit.

Ted Fowler, 3-6-1 came down. We opened up a can of audio. We'll pass last Thursday shooting the breeze and having a good time and Teddy went back to Rockport.

My wife and I were the only ones down there at the ranch and I was trying to relax and it had rained a couple days pretty hard back to back.

I told my wife I said, well why don't we go ahead and make a lap. We'll make some margaritas. We'll take a lap with the dogs and I'll put everything back in the barn and get ready and leave out here and get back to Los Angeles.

I made a couple of margaritas. We were making a lap and we were staying on all weather roads because it rained two days back to back very hard.

Now, Teddy told me how hard it rained out there and he sent a video of it on the phone and I watched it. When I got out there I was figuring, hey man the sun came out so hot.

I think it's bright enough and hot enough and it dried this mud up. So we'll go out there and the four will drive pickup, leave it in two will drive and make a lap.

Everything was going fine until I decided to cut across the pasture by a stand known as Stone Cold. No, I did not name the stand Stone Cold, somebody else did.

And that was where we hit a problem. All of a sudden we sank in the mud and I said, oh man this is not good. I got a margarita. I just made and this is one of those about quadrupa margaritas and I'm thinking to myself the grass is very tall. We are in deep mud.

I got three quarters of a margarita. I'm wearing flip flops. There's snakes out, rattlesnakes. It's about a mile and a half back to the headquarters and this is going to be a real miserable trip. If I've got a trot, a mile and a half in my flip flops trying to drink a margarita because they know way.

I'm going to get out there and mokks in mosquitoes and much less the rattlesnakes who are an imminent threat to bite me on my toes, my foot or my shin or my calf as I'm walking through this tall grass because right now it's rattlesnakes season.

So I sit there and I never panicked. I remain calm. And there's a light on the dash of my pickup truck and it says service four will drive.

It is said service four will drive for almost about nine to twelve months now. Obviously I haven't had the time to take it to the shop to get the four will drive serviced.

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