Anytime we talk about Ezekiel Elliott and his contract and his performance, there's one specific

viewer who will send hostile, profane, nasty emails because we are the ones that this person

blames for Ezekieliot having it down year because we encouraged him, Chris, to hold out. And as we were talking about it today, I thought, you know what, I bet I'm going to have a fresh email from this guy who hate watches the show. And I did. So good morning, Vince. We hear you. We see you. And we appreciate you watching, even though you think you hate us.

You know you can't live without us.

Interesting graphic suggesting that Chris Sims is actually Vince, and I know that it's impossible

that Chris Sims is our friend Vince, who sends me

hostile and profane email messages because there are too many words spelled correctly in the

emails I get from Vince.

So it cannot be Sims.

By the way, Vince was happy that he watched yesterday.

He actually sent me a non-profane email saying, you are right.

I was wrong. I thought Barclay was eligible for a new contract because Vince is a huge Cowboys fan.

He blames us for Ezekieliot's poor performance last year because we were responsible solely and

exclusively for Ezekieliot holding out and we were responsible for and exclusively for Ezekiel Elliott holding out.

And we were responsible for Elliot not being in peak shape after the holdout.

And we were responsible for Elliott not playing as well last year as he has in past years.

So it's all our fault, Chris.

He wanted as Vince did to be doing the same thing to the Giants and Seekwon Barclay. But now

Vince stands corrected. Vince, i.e. Sims, stands corrected because Sequan Barclay is not

yet eligible for that second contract. So good morning, Vince. I mean, Chris.

Good morning. That's a good fan though there. I mean, he's, first off, we're very powerful, at least through Vince's eyes, which I'm down with that. But it's kind of cool how he wants the giants to ruin their own salary cap situation. He wants us to help out, you know, stoke the fire to get Sequel and Barclay more money to ruin their football team or put them in a tough spot. That's true fandom right there. So diehard cowboy fan. Vince, what's up? You're good with me, Vince. Keep sending those hate emails to Florio. I don't even know his email, but get him. Get all over him. Tell him to get a haircut. Vince has never needed encouragement. You know, I probably am eligible to go get a haircut now. I just don't want to. Why? Go do something, please. You know what? I kind of like it. It's getting a little shaggy. It's proven to the world that's not a two-pay. You're starting to look like your dog. That's the same color in there. Macy's cute. I'll go with that. Actually, yeah, Macy, Macy got, you know, we've been to keeping her hair short, but I won't let any scissors near this for now. We'll just let it grow and see, see if it stops. I think eventually at some point it'll just stop won't it doesn't it just stop

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