Big Apple Bible, Episode 1

Hollywood Handbook

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Comedy

4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Hayes and Sean are called into a high-stakes business meeting.

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0:00.0	So I'm sleeping in the shower and I got a call from Tom.
0:12.1	Mm-hmm.
0:13.1	Sharpling.
0:14.1	Mm-hmm.
0:15.1	And he's whispering.
0:16.1	And he says.
0:17.1	Are you all pruned out?
0:18.1	Are you all pruned out?
0:19.1	Yes, I'm a giant prune.
0:22.1	I'm one giant prune because you know how you put the shampoo in and you have to close
0:28.0	your eyes or else you make you cry.
0:30.8	And you know how if I, you know, if I end up closing my eyes for too long, I have to
0:35.2	go to sleep.
0:37.4	So that's what happened this morning.
0:40.4	But I get this call from Tom and he's being very quiet and he says, buddy, I'm stuck
0:48.8	in the police station.
0:50.8	I stole some jewels and I hid them in the roof of the police station, but then they caught
0:56.2	me.
0:57.2	Now I have to pretend to be a real undercover cop to try and get the jewels out of the
1:02.9	ceiling.
1:03.9	And so I need you and Sean to come get me and you can then save me and you can have some
1:10.9	of the jewels.
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