Cash the ticket is presented by Fandul Sportsbook, Make Every Moment More. I want to throw a third in there, but we'll do that in the bottom feeders. We go to Maryland, Northwestern, and Purdue. The only comment I'm going to offer you is this. Maryland has this Malik Washington kid who people are raving about. A quarterback, yeah. Again, you're bringing a kid in? How do I know he's any good? I don't get Mike Loxley. I don't get how he's paid to coach football.

I can't name a meaningful thing Mike Loxley's ever done. He was the one point. No, other at one point, he did punch another coach in the face during his time at New Mexico. I got nothing for you. So I'm going to give you his tenure at Maryland. They've never won more than eight games. They went four and eight last year. Their win totals four and a half this year. I mean, how many seasons does he get to make it right at Maryland? Before they say, we just need new blood, try something else. I know, but it is Maryland. But look. This is year seven? I don't think you're going to throw Malik Washington out there week one. It's dangerous to do it. I would lean under. I think they're terrible. Yeah. Well, I have them in the bottom feeder. Yeah, I know, but you want to be able to sell some hope. Now, Northwestern in Purdue, I leave to you. Leave me out of it.

Look, no, hold on. Northwestern's got your guy at quarterback. Get, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, we're done with Preston Stone. No, no, no, no, no. Because I swear to you, watching SMU early in the season last year, it felt like the offensive of Lyemen were intentionally allaying to get him murdered because they wanted Jennings a quarterback. You have to watch

those games to see it, to believe it. It was something. I have not seen a fall from grace

like this since Robert De Niro's acting career. Preston Stone went from a guy people were

talking about as a future NFL player to a guy who lost his fucking job at SMU to a guy who is, if you're at Northwestern, you're not in Division I. He didn't look like he could throw a forward pass. And by the way, can you name a wide receiver on the president? No, as I said, the receivers are you, me, and Evan, so it's not like he's getting any help in the passing game.

Look.

This is a team that should win, like, three games.

And again, the win total is three and a half.

There's no value there.

Purdue, do I think Barry Odom will get it right?

Yes, I do.

He's a quality football coach and a quality defensive coach.

This one, no, you get three years here. They won one game a year ago. This is going to take time. They have one starter back, Makabee, who I feel like has been there forever. In this era

of college football, it's rare you got a guy that's been there as long as you guys. He's like

Grandpa Simpson. I know. One starter back, one win last year, first year head coach. 1-1-1-0 hope. I have nothing for you. Do you have their schedule? Yeah, I can get it for you. Okay, because I'm just curious. Oh, and needless to say, none of these teams have top 50 players. I kind of gave up on that. Yeah, I think we've established that. Here's producing... No, they had one. He's playing at Oregon now.

I know.

So, okay, their schedule.

Ball State and Southern Illinois. Oh, the Salukees. Win one of them? Right? I know you should win both. You're a big 10 school, but let's take one. USC at Notre Dame, Illinois, at Minnesota, at Northwestern, maybe.

By October, they have a little bit of momentum or some kind of identity.

Rutgers, Michigan, Ohio, State, Washington, Indiana.

Yeah, it's a two to three win football team.

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