That da-da-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Thank you. Bus down Thadiana, bus down Thadiana, shardy want to bust down. Hey, what's up? What's

up? What's happening? It is Friday. And I mean, literally, it is Friday, June 20th. And listen, I usually

record the day before, like the night before,

okay, but I did not have my equipment. And by my equipment, I met my professional handheld

microphone that you guys love so much. So I didn't want to hop on this hoe and y'all be like,

oh, what happened? Why do you sound, why do you, why don't you sound as clear anymore? What happened? We were able to hear the spit in your mouth before. Like, what's going on? Uh-uh, uh-uh. I'm not going to have y'all talk about me like that. Okay. So I waited to the day of. And instead of relaxing until happy hour, I am here recording and I want to talk about

the Real Housewives of Miami episode one because some of you guys have not been able to

watch episode two just yet. I get it. It's only Friday, so I'm not going to get on y'all

too hard, but be clear, we are watching Real Housewives of Miami,

and it is eating, it is refreshing, it is fun, it is, it feels like summer, remember Calvin

Harris's song, and I'm at you in the summer, that's literally what it feels like, and being

in South Florida, it is very Miami.

It feels very Miami. It is just, we got our Haitian queens back, Gertie and Kiki. They're so

pretty and I love them so much and they are so nice to me at the premiere. We got Alexia who is like she is such, she is the Cuban doll. Like I thought that she was playing when she said she was a Cuban Barbie. But no, after seeing her in person, her eyes and that blonde hair, she is literally the Cuban doll.

Okay?

Anyways, so let's just go a little bit group by group maybe.

Gertie and Kiki, I want to start with them, even though that's not what the episode started with.

But, you know, I do what I

want. So they get together and, you know, Gertie is talking about recovering from cancer.

Quite literally, Gertie is talking about recovering from cancer, which is going to make who I talk about next sound

like a word that I don't want to... I don't want to use it. I don't want to use it. Um, but yeah,

not a good word at all. So she's talking about recovering from cancer. Like, thank God. She beat it, and she honestly looks better than ever.

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