Better strap yourself in your self in. It's time for the Howie Car Show.

What's your message to Michigan voters in terms of the economy?

Well let's start with this.

I come from the middle class and I'll never forget where I come from.

There it is. The memorized 25 second speech.

Whoosh.

You sympathize with any voters who do feel offended by or insulted by the garbage comments.

I get it in terms of the concerns they have about challenges like the price of groceries.

But so that's a no then?

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters.

But he doesn't know you have to please forgive him.

Please forgive him for he not know it what he said.

Whoish.

Hi sir, what can we get for you?

I'm sure something else? Of course. What can we get for you? What do we get for you?

Of course.

Oh, actually, I, we do not carry tussleship.

I would admit it if I know you were coming.

If you dropped me a letter, I'd hire a band

and spread to welcome mat for you with my cookie.

Rump swabs, hacks and moon bats beware.

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