Live from Everywhere USA.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, yes, it sure is.

And we are comedy alive from the greatest country in the world broadcasting.

From the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City,

it is Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala, a man who did not hold a two-hour press conference yesterday.

Joe Biden, your 46 president did.

I don't remember that ever happening.

But he did.

He was up there.

He held a two-hour presser, mainly because it takes him nine minutes to complete a sentence.

But when he did find a period, it left a lot of us with question marks.

This man needs a retirement home and a warm ball of soup.

We'll get into it at 888-78-98-9910.

Same number, same rules.

888-78-9-1910. You you know the deal we say it's an audio safe space

for cool people i'm not saying i'm cool you've seen my wardrobe on tv no one is laying claim to

cool status over here i just mean we're cool and that we're easy to deal with we're not gonna

upset the apple card you know just because you disagree with us politically we're not and that we're easy to deal with. We're not going to upset the apple cart,

you know, just because you disagree with us politically. We're not going to pee in the punch

bowl, as they say. What the hell did you say? I didn't say they say that. But the point is,

the rules are very straightforward on the program. It's a big Thursday. Be a Republican, be a Democrat,

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