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The Nick DiPaolo Show

Biden's China Lies Exposed | Nick Di Paolo Show #689

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, Thenickdipaoloshow, Politics, Nickdipaolo, Rogan, Comedian, Cumia, News

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Bidens bubble bursting. Twitter afraid of Musk and the truth. Chinese to go. Woke nerds walk. Bird baby. NJ is gay.

Transcript

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0:00.0

IN THE NEXT MC Barn Z

0:30.0

Oh yeah, you know what that means. You know the tickling of the 21st fret. How are you folks? Welcome.

0:46.0

On a Monday, a filthy Monday. How are you? How was your weekend? I had a great goddamn weekend.

0:51.6

As much as I wine about going on the road, I gotta tell you, my fans, I'll put them against anybody.

0:58.2

Anybody. Would we be outnumbered? Sure. Would be like Ukraine versus Russia.

1:04.7

But no, we're fucking win. I have a bunch. I have an army. Fucking I have women in their 60s who

1:11.6

would run through a wall of me. Why? Because I touch their boobs. What? Sure. They love that. No.

1:19.5

Just fucking I couldn't run from there. I felt like people came out. Everybody. I mean, I must have

1:25.5

taken a hundred pictures all week and they're like, here because of the show. Here. Thank you for

1:30.0

doing the show. Bye, bye, bye. And we're not even marking it. I'm marking it, marketing it properly.

1:35.9

I can't say that word because I made you did it. My college education. It's like a childhood

1:42.8

right by blank. We're not even properly marketing the show really for a bunch of reasons I won't

1:52.4

go into. But anyhow, we will be. But yes, I just, my fans, this is from a fan, by the way,

2:00.3

Boston, North and firefighter shirt, which the North then, that was one of my stomping grounds when

2:06.0

I got out of college. Not that a beautiful Italian restaurant. That's where every guy, you know,

2:11.4

I was living in Brighton, which is Boston proper really every time and meet a girl.

2:16.0

North and, you know, load them up with Ziti. They get drowsy. Next thing you know, they don't

2:22.5

cartwheels in your bed. Who's with me? Anybody? Yeah. Hey, oh. Yeah, so I'm just saying, great weekend.

2:33.2

It's called the, it was at Mohican's on comics Roadhouse. They call it a Roadhouse because in

2:38.8

the front of the house, they've turned it into a country, western kind of thing with gals on

2:44.4

runways dancing and cut off daisy dooks and fishnets with asses like nectarines dancing to

2:51.2

country, all kinds of music. They had live band there too. So you're rocking all the

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