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I wish, like you had a third term. And I used to say, you know what, if I could make an arrangement where I had a stand-in, a frontman or a front woman, and they had an earpiece in, and I was just in my basement and my sweats looking through the stuff.

And then I could sort of deliver the lines, but somebody else was doing all the talking and ceremony. I'd be fine with that.

Okay, Sarah, no, the bourgeois racist country that asshole got three terms.

Yeah, baby, how are you folks? Welcome on a Tuesday. Good to be with you.

Hello, I'm Mr. Aird.

The guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. I guess I'll have to spread my legs now, she says. Why he asks, don't you have a vase? I'll play that, tell him 106. Funny is fucking funny. Nobody funny than Uncle Junior. How are your boys and girls and everything in between?

What is going on? It's coming apart at the seams and Biden holy, should he couldn't fucking run a lemonade stand? His mind is deteriorating like a birthday cake in a rainstorm. Just fucking.

But he won the election. Well, let's take a look at what he's done so far. This is Biden's compassionate world. Remember how upset they were about babies being ripped from mothers arms and all that shit under Trump.

Remember how just inhumane and horrible the orange monster in the White House was. Well, let's see if Biden has improved things with his open-border dog shit. A Texas rancher, I'm gonna say a ranger. Yeah, first baseman found some kids. A Texas rancher living north of Eagle Pass discovered five, five, single on a company children abandoned by smugglers on the street.

They were on their farmland Saturday night. The five small girls ranging in ages get this from one to six years old were led across the Rio Grande River and abandoned the evening before.

I can't for the life of me and I love Latinos. I really do hard work and conservative people. But and I know we all have a, but you gotta be shit in me.

You have to somebody handed these kids over to fucking smugglers or whatever. Somebody explain that to me, please check out his the farmer that found the kids.

No, mother. No, mother. No father. No, nothing. This is one of our workers wives right here taking care of this tiny one. Oh my god.

No one with these children dumped out on the side of the river here on our farm. If this doesn't make you mad and want you to take the streets, I don't know what will.

Unfucking real five year olds.

One to five no food. They left them nothing to drink. Are you fucking kidding me. So I don't want to hear anymore about our cages under Trump and all this.

This is what this is. At least when babies being ripped from other's arms, it was another adult taking them not leaving them to die in the fucking desert. Sarah Silverman, are you on it? Rachel Maddo.

Patton Osqual. Mark Rufalo. I don't see your tweets on this. You fucking two face prick face.

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