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It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Here we go, here we go.

Comedy alive from the greatest country in the world broadcasting.

From the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City,

it is Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala., fired up to bring you a big Friday edition of some top-shelf radio in a bottom-feeding political world.

Man, it is a mess in Washington, D.C., but we're going to get out of radio mop today with former Utah Congressman Jason

Chafetz, comedy legend, Bob Zaney and Your Fine Self. Welcome at 888-788-9910. That is the rule on this show

every day, is you can call that number. If you want to be a part of the program, you can also call

if you don't want to be a part of the program and just rip us up. You know, you want to be a part of the program, you can also call if you don't want to be a part of the

program and just rip us up. You know, we like the tough love. But either way you slice it. We don't

really care. We're talk show hosts. We're not activists over here. We're just trying to, I don't know,

throw a couple of solutions at the country's problems, have a couple of laughs. So whatever you do,

whatever you think, however you lean, always ask, man, be a Republican, be a Democrat.

Just don't be a... That is all. If my cadence sounds a little measured today, I'm trying to

contain my excitement because it's our producer's birthday. Mike Atvensky has turned 26, Mikey.

Happy birthday to Mikey.

Can we confirm, Mikey, as the crowd goes wild?

Can we confirm that you are 26?

Yeah, that's correct.

26.

You have aged one year for every dance you got at the dollhouse in Tampa Bay.

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