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Oh yeah, how are you folks? Welcome to the show. I'm gonna carve already. Leave that right

there. All right. How you doing? It's a filthy Monday. Welcome to the big show. Just

back from I don't need to brag, but low Arkansas. Tremendous. Tremendous trip I'll tell you

so much different to the other 4,000 I'm taking. Only this time Dallas was with me to see the

fucking the Hollywood lifestyle I lead. Getting up fucking 530 at my house and it's raining

out. Oh, it was terrific. Fucking babies on both flights. Not one, both. Not crying

just here and there. Complete flight. First one, two to half, I was almost crying. At least

it wasn't behind me like the second flight. Nice family of Vietnamese people. It must

have been what? A couple with 14 kids ages 2 to 4. Get that one, you missed it. Just young

babies and I saw her crying in the goddamn terminal and guess who sits directly behind

and that baby's chest was filled with duck sauce and COVID and all kinds of mush. I could

tell the poor thing had like a chest call screaming like somebody was putting a cigarette

out on his hand. Oh, just right. Dallas, you were looking at me. Yo, yeah, I was terrible

even got a video of you looking back at the camera. Yeah, just trying not to choke a baby.

I was going to turn into you know, I was going to turn into Tom Berringer and did you just

touch my son? You didn't. Oh, I did. No, Tom Berringer and Platoon. I was ready to take

out the whole village. Mao and so Mao, Mao. Actually, I felt bad for it and they were happy.

You know, I mean, they happy to be an America. I didn't know. You know, there was so much

such an Asian community. First thing I asked the owner of the club, we'll get to him in

a minute, kind of a weird dude. But anyways, yes. And then on the way home, oh my,

aching step. This young couple gets on maybe in the 20s, right? They look like they're

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