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All right.

All right. I get it.

You're just clapping because the AC is on.

Happy Tuesday, everyone.

So according to a new poll, Kamala Harris is the frontrunner for the

2028 Democratic presidential primary.

She's up by 16 points and 16 pints. Meanwhile, Mayor Pete is in second place, which is quite a change

for him since he isn't used to be being behind a woman.

No, he's always leading.

Politically, he's always ahead.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz complained that alligator Alcatraz is making migrants brush their teeth where they poop.

Many people point out that it's called a bathroom.

Next thing they'll be accused of is heating up their food in the kitchen.

The country's largest teachers union believes fighting Trump is more important than teaching reading and writing,

claiming Trump is the worst thing to happen to America since al-Qaeda bombed the Titanic.

Okay. Trump is the worst thing to happen to America since al Qaeda bombed the Titanic. Soft landing with that joke, huh?

At a private fundraiser last week, Barack Obama told Democrats to, quote,

toughen up, which is the same thing Michelle says to him before strap it on the flesh hammer.

Still don't know what a flesh hammer is, but use your noggin.

A Brazilian brothel introduced a 50% Trump tax on U.S. customers, although they claim there will be no taxes on just the tip.

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