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🗓️ 25 July 2024
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | John Stewart is back in the host chair at the Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on the Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. |
0:08.0 | The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture. You get hilarious satirical |
0:15.1 | takes on entertainment, politics, sports, and more from John and the team of |
0:19.6 | correspondence and contributors. The podcast also has content you can't get anywhere else like |
0:25.1 | extended interviews and a roundup of the weekly headlines. Listen to the |
0:29.4 | Daily Show, EARS Edition, wherever you get your podcasts. |
0:33.2 | Hey everybody. Welcome once again to the weekly show with John Stewart. My name is |
0:45.4 | John Stewart and so last we left off Joe Biden was the nominee. There was nothing |
0:51.2 | that anybody could do to not have Joe Biden be denied. |
0:55.0 | It's just too damn late. |
0:56.7 | It's too damn hard. |
0:59.1 | The American people won't stand for it. |
1:00.4 | The Democratic Party won't stand for it. Donald Trump is now the inevitable next president. |
1:06.0 | They are unified, deified, and on their way. |
1:11.0 | And now there's a new candidate and she is deified and on her way and it's a lanc- and |
1:19.9 | Donald Trump can't believe that he chose J.D. Vance, who's a lumphead. |
1:24.3 | And now, it's been a fucking week. |
1:28.7 | And the whole thing is twisted on its head, |
1:30.8 | and none of it is really what's happening and we still have another |
1:34.8 | three and a half months of this. |
1:36.7 | Gaa! |
1:38.9 | I'm here with my Air Swile producers, Brittany Mimedevic and Lauren Walker and I apologize for the sheer mind-blowedness of it. |
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