I guess I should clear my mind here a little bit not say what I'm really thinking but let me be clear.

Ladies and gentlemen your attention please just to catch a strays over here.

You're in for a hell of a show.

Keep the faith, hold the line and own the lids.

It's time for our main event.

Welcome back to the Luther Variety Program. I'm Michael Duncan here with Comfortably Smug and John Ashbrook.

How you doing fellas?

I'm doing great.

Excellent. Ready to go for this show. I mean we've got a lot. Everybody

have a good long weekend? It was good. It was good. We had some sports. We had some family time, you know, typical weekend in our house well I mean I didn't have a long

weekend because I value our listeners and present's day is not a day we take off we

take zero days off yeah that's right we're here in the studio

no matter what I appreciate you pointing that out it is president's day

currently and we're here in the variety program studio headquarters giving you

the news of the day because that's how much we love our fans.

We love you so much.

So much.

You know who doesn't is apparently Josh Holmes.

He's not here. He's not in. Yep, he's not in.

Unless, wait a minute.

Oh, no.

No.

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