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What's going on everybody? Welcome to the damage report.

Without John Inarola, I am the evil step mommy dragon. I forgot what I was, but I'm taking care of y'all today.

I'm Francesca Fjorentini joined on a Thursday by the wonderful Brett Erlich.

Brett, Merry Christmas Eve Eve.

I see a lot of people not just calling me Brad, but also Bert in the chat.

And it hurts.

They're also blaming me for things that are probably my fault, but I still don't like it.

But I'm happy to be here. It's Thursday Thursdays, and I promise to be extra thirsty

on this fantastic occasion. So there's that.

Yeah, I mean, you've got the fireplace going. It's all very, I don't know.

I feel like there's a mistletoe pretty much like covering your entire roof. And you're like,

well, it looks like we're standing under it again. Yeah, wife still refuses to engage in any

sexual activity with me, but that's her right. That's her prerogative. You've separate rooms.

There's see Thursday starting out real thirsty, almost desperate if you ask me.

But we still have news. Isn't that insane and unfair that around the holidays,

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