Let's do this!

Hey hey, welcome to the Big Show! Is that fucking static? How you doing folks?

Welcome to the Big Show! Hey, thank you guys for coming out to see me live in

Daytona Beach at a great time. Over 300 paid, don't have the final numbers in

yet. DiPolo Ami, strong, especially my Chinese friend. The heavy-set Chinese kid,

they, well back when I was a kid, they called it Fat Chinese Kid at Chunk. I don't do that.

I think that's racist, but I should know his name by now. The guy does cameos all the

time and I got to see my two old buddies I play college football with and it was great.

Me and Dallas at a great time. We were gonna stay, but then we heard the techno music and

said, I can't sit here unless I'm a shit. And don't go, that's because you're all, no,

I hated this shit when it came out. It's so less, who invented that drum machine should

be burned alive and it's just the default music in this country now, whether you're in

a supermarket and elevator, the fucking salon, a bar, it's music for 15 year old black girls

in guys. It's just fucking soulless. And that's how I feel about that. How you doing?

Okay, all right. What else? We made it home in record time. Dave Toner is a van of 45 minutes.

Nothing, Dallas. Yeah. And you almost got cut and arranged from with your window down.

Yes, good point. I got a fucking, I got a, I've never had this problem before. I have a window

that doesn't go down. A power window in my, my, my, infinity. And then every once in a while,

it does go down out of nowhere. And then it won't go up. Dallas is looking at his phone on the way

home. I'm getting gas. He's getting a delicious one foot long a tie and sub from the best place

you can get it. Sonoco. Nothing but bread, not them but bread. Anyways, and he's looking at his

phone and we see like, you know, it's all red and yellow, bright fucking all the way away

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