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🗓️ 1 February 2023
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0:30.0 | All right, welcome to the show. It's the first of February. I know that because I turned |
0:43.4 | 61 yesterday. And let me tell you something, folks, you know, if I died, nobody would |
0:48.5 | even say anything. I'd be sad. You would be for about a week and then you get married |
0:55.0 | and forget how you ever met me. It's, I'm comic at a great bit. God damn it. His last |
1:01.4 | name was Reynolds. He did a one man show and one of the big lines was about him dying |
1:06.7 | and nobody given a shit after doing comedy for 30s. It was so brilliant. I'm not doing |
1:11.4 | it justice. Sorry, brought it up. Anyways, yeah. So February 1st, I treated myself to pizza |
1:18.9 | the last night. Again, I'm fucking burning that up and up. It's like fucking Auschwitz |
1:24.3 | over there. Oh, come on. Will you stop with that? Okay. Do it. I think I made even better |
1:29.5 | one. This was really thin crust because I made Andy a calzone with bull and a's in it. Are |
1:36.0 | you dog style of me? I got to stop. I don't get excited about it. No, I have to get on |
1:41.0 | a plan on Friday. Jesus fucking. It's only three shows I can handle it. That's what gets |
1:45.4 | me through a known it's only one show Friday night. You guys don't understand. That makes |
1:48.9 | it different. As opposed to when I was in my 20s, late 20s, early 30s when comedy was |
1:54.7 | booming, I had to go to the punchline and Atlanta that have a seven nine in midnight. |
2:00.6 | Think about that. It might as well be making sneakers and a factory or iPhones. Oh, my |
2:05.3 | and you do it. You wouldn't even fucking complain. But I did it about three times. I go, |
2:10.8 | because that midnight show in the 90s early in the people would drunk and if I get new. |
2:17.2 | Anyways, look forward to it. Never, never made anybody laugh and I can say, especially |
2:23.1 | the sheriff to pull me off. I'm doing. What else? I got to pick up my car today. Remember |
2:28.4 | I backed into my late great buddy's looks car. Fucking Christ of Fender that I tapped |
2:33.9 | the sheriff's car in the same, the same quarter panel. And I had that blow out flat |
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