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Hi everybody. Excuse me. Welcome to the show. How are you? Today we have some great egg salad

recipes and we're going to talk about all kinds of stuff. I can't wait to get to it.

Finally, I'm having my annual physical today. So at least somebody will stick the finger of my

ass. I'll guarantee that much. It's never a fucking broad. I was some guy in his 60s.

It's the fucking, where's the doc does I see in the porn flex, the nurses, the giant tits.

Anyways, what else? Real quick. Yeah, what did I do? It was up to 230 watching a downhill

skiing. I got to tell you if I could come back. I've only skied a dozen times in my life, but

there's something about being in a tuck position. I don't know how to ski. So I'm in the tuck

position. My jeans are foot off the snow and I'm doing probably 40, which is no way to

watch in these guys last night. And they were saying it was kind of slow. The wind, they were going

75, but they said the day before and the pre trials, they were hitting 87. On fucking skis,

these talk about athletic ability and balance and shit. And I just, same with giant slalom,

same thing. And that fucking mountain, I'm not even a big Olympics. When I was a kid, I loved

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