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This is Pessimists Archive.

I'm Jason Pfeiffer.

The year is 1894 and England is just teeming with lunatics, idiots, and persons of unsound mind.

And that's not me being insulting, by the way.

That year, the annual report of the commissioners in lunacy found that England and Wales

contained 92,067, quote, lunatics, idiots, and persons of unsound mind, end quote, which was the largest

number ever reported, a full 2,245 more lunatics, idiots, and persons of unsound mind than the

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