Hello, beautiful! It's me, Burt Bukowski. I'm here to tell you that the Burt Show premieres Tuesday, November 4th. You might be asking, what is the Burt Show? Well, that's a dumb question, you ding-dong. What are you doing, living under a rock? Wake up! The Bird Show is an incredible show filled with comedy, music, games, and interesting people answering stupid questions.

And when I say interesting people, I mean sexy hot tamales like Andy Daly.

I feel like the king of the world.

Ea Fightmaster.

I see in your luck, there's like a roadkill quality. Bobby Moynihan. Yep. Yeah, Fightmaster. I'd say in your luck, there's like a roadkill quality.

Bobby Moynihan.

Yep.

Yeah.

That's a real thing that happened.

Can you believe that?

And more.

You can subscribe to the Burt Show wherever you listen to your podcasts.

And watch episodes on the Forever Dog YouTube page at Forever Dog Team.

All one word, like martini.

Ooh, baby, we got a wild one for you this week.

Dipper's calling in from Palm Springs.

That's right.

Then we take your voicemails.

We talk about the YouTube channel. We talk about gastronauts. We talk about the upcoming gigs we got. Baby, if you're in L.A. on November 17th, come on out to Precinct. That's a Monday. Show is at 8 p.m. That's an early night for you. We'll be doing the Rupal's Drag Race Birthday Party. she will not be there, you guys.

Don't get it twisted.

Then on November 18th, me and Dipper you. We'll be doing the Rupal's drag race birthday party. She will not be there, you guys. Don't get it twisted.

Then on November 18th, me and Dipper are going to be doing sloppy seconds, the stage show at UCB on Franklin, notoriously trafficking area.

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